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If You Behaved Like Your Government You’d Be Arrested

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If you take the dictum of "do as I say, not as I do" to its natural conclusion, you end up with a bloated, overreaching, corrupt government.

Extra points to you if you are a government employee and you wear this to work!

Be prepared for conversations full of false-equivalencies, ad hominems, and strawmen (strawpersons?) attacks.

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

The Male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She’s 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16" (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7" (96cm).

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Size Chart

 SMLXL2XL
Length (inches)2829303132
Width (inches)1820222426